My first post of 2009 - A Fitting Ode...

Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The punch and the candy, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd not said, 'No thank you, please.'
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can
'You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!'
So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

My last post of 2008

Just another quick Hi to wish everyone a very Happy New Year!
I've been so busy over the "holidays"! I haven't done one crafty thing.
I haven't even had a go with my new craft robo yet (boo hoo) but I can't wait!

I really should do something though as Holly is being Christened on Saturday and I haven't got a card made for her yet.

Anyway, gotta go and get some beauty sleep!

Again - Happy New Year - wishing you lots of love and luck for 2009!
And I'm looking forward to a new year of blogging fun!! ;)